AISubs v3.7
Hello, I'm Tetsuya who caught a cold last night and...
- I'm Genki. - Shut up!
Today, we have this!
Huh?
Here it is!
Yes, this is it!
Ta-dah!
Here it is!
A black hole red...
It's a machine that only collects flesh.
You don't take it and kill it, you just take it and don't release it.
But it dies naturally, and you have to throw it away in the end.
This time, we're going to use it and capture a lot of flesh!
I don't know if you've seen it or not, but...
There's a racket that you hit the flesh with and kill it.
You put it in the battery and hit it and it goes "pachin"!
Even if you use it, it's like...
Oh, it's flesh!
Hmm...
Ei!
Ah!
Hmm...
Pachin!
Is this allowed?!
It can't be helped!
It can't be helped at all!
Killing a racket by hitting it with a "pachin" is...
- You don't kill a racket. - No, no, no...
It's half of a joke!
You can do as little as you like!
- But... - Ah, but that's totally wrong.
A flesh flies up and...
Ah, it's over there! I have to go get it!
That's right.
That kind of joke...
Ah, it's over there! I have to go get it!
Pachin!
It's a waste not to end it!
So, this time...
We're going to capture a lot of faces...
And put them in this room...
And release them!
We're going to do a "musou land"!
I see.
Not only that...
But also...
This...
Black Hornet Alpha...
For only 21,000 yen...
If you buy it now...
You can get...
A frog flag...
And a hedgehog princess!
That's such a good deal!
Oh, that surprised me!
Let's open it up!
So, this is...
A blacklet and a hall antenna...
AAH!
Oh!
But first...
For entertainment's sake...
We gather a lot of faces...
And kill them with a "pachipachi"!
I'll upload a video and say "that was fun"
It's a peaceful day
There's no justice for killing a cow
Oh, why?
Is there a reason you can kill a cow like that?
Is it against justice?
If it wasn't, no one would agree with me
It's true, it's not cool to just kill a cow
Yeah, I really hate you guys
I'm starting to see the difference between bugs and humans
Yeah, yeah, people on earth are like gods
They've never seen animals before
Yeah, they're really proud of it
Let's turn it on
Oh, it's a black light
Can you see it?
Wow, it's so white
Let's turn it on
Huh?
Oh, it's on
It's on
Can you hear it?
Yeah, I can hear it
When you turn it on...
It's super quiet
But we're going to use a generator we've been using a lot lately
So it'll make a "dokodokodokodoka" sound
So we're going to put a lot of firewood here
And let's go somewhere where the generator won't make a noise
That's dangerous
I'm going to check it first
Wait a second
Oh, you're leaving it there?
Yeah, it's dangerous
Yeah, it's on low
Be careful, Tecchan
Don't push it
Don't push it!
It's dark
It's all set up
Now we just have to wait for the firewood
Look over there, Tecchan
Huh?
It's so annoying!
It's been a day
I'm worried about it, so I brought a net
I'm going to catch it if it's not enough
Are you going to catch it?
This is where I fell yesterday
Wow, this is dangerous
It's such a slope
Oh, there, there, the generator
Oh, wow!
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
What a pitiful human
Wow, I'm so nervous
Oh, wait
Isn't the generator silent?
It's a gasket
Okay, on three, lift up that black hole
Here we go
One, two...
Ta-dah!
Huh?
Ta-dah!
Huh?
Oh, I got it!
The generator stopped and the fan...
The generator stopped and I could go out as much as I wanted.
Oh, yeah! That's so stupid!
Well, I'll take it home for now.
For now, let's kill the geese.
So, we've caught four of these geese.
I don't think you'll be able to accept this.
What if we couldn't catch the geese?
Then what do we do?
This is it!
A bun!
I think this is a real geese.
The dog will throw this to us...
and we'll bury it with the geese.
I think we can make a burnt bun.
Let me show you my armed bun and I hope you'll be satisfied with it.
Huh?
Oh, there's a spider!
There's a spider!
Oh, no! There's a spider! There's a spider!
Oh, there's a spider! There's a spider!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Huh? Oh, I just crushed it.
Wait, there's one face.
Huh?
It's dead.
Let's go and make a burnt bun.
Yeah, but we can't rely on bugs.
We're too weak.
They're not our enemies.
Our enemies are the buns!
Come on!
Ouch!
Wait!
Ouch!
Wait!
Ouch!
I'm disappointed.